Funny Quotes
We all could use to smile more often. Enjoy these cute funny quotes and citations and we hope they do bring a smile to your face. While you may find them humorous, you will also find wisdom in these inspirational words.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Robert Bloch
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Proverb
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. Arthur C. Clarke
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. Franklin P. Jones
I ask people if an elephant has ever bitten them. Most of the time people say no. But everyone has been bitten by a mosquito. It's the little things that get us. David DeNotaris
Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts. Author Unknown
Matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented. Heinrich Heine
Man who run behind car get exhausted. Chinese Proverb
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. Stephen Covey
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby
You can't have everything - where would you put it? Steven Wright
Most people fail in life because they major in minor things. Anthony Robbins
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Author Unknown
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Mark Twain
There is a sign on a country road that always makes me laugh when I pass: SLOW DOWN: FROGS CROSSING. It might seem a joke, but I believe there is great wisdom in that sign. It prods me to acknowledge the life around me, however seemingly inconsequential." Sarah Ferguson The Duchess of York, What I Know Now
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