Funny Quotes
Bob Hope
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Robert Bloch
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C. Clarke
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Franklin P. Jones
I ask people if an elephant has ever bitten them. Most of the time people say no. But everyone has been bitten by a mosquito. It's the little things that get us.
David DeNotaris
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Proverb
Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Author Unknown
Matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.
Heinrich Heine
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Chinese Proverb
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly.
Stephen Covey
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