Funny Sister Quotes


Enjoy these cute but funny sister quotes and messages. We hope you share them with your sister, and we hope they bring a smile or a laugh to you and your sister. One of our favorite cute funny sister sayings is, "It was nice growing up with someone like you, someone to lean on, someone to count on, someone to tell on!"

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. Charles M. Schulz

Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree. Author Unknown

A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite. Elizabeth Fishel

I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it! An Old Saying

Never let an angry sister comb your hair. Patricia McCann

In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips. Author Unknown

You can kid the world. But not your sister. Charlotte Gray

I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it! Author Unknown

Three is never a crowd with sisters. Author Unknown

Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. Amy Li

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five. Pam Brown

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. Linda Sunshine

My sister made me do it! Saying

She is our own. She is my sister. George Meredith

My sister! With that thrilling word let thoughts unnumbered wildly spring! Margaret Davidson

We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws. Rose MacAulay

My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer, so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set. Mitch Hedberg

How do people make it through life without a sister? Sara Corpening

Bright were her eyes, and beautiful her smile. Caroline Norton

We shared a room, you stole my toys, and then my clothes, but best friends we became. Catherine Pulsifer

To the world, we grow old; to our sisters, we are as we always were. Author Unknown

When you get one girl you better try two, cause there ain't no telling what one'll do. American Proverb

We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws. Rose Macaulay

A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double. Toni Morrison

What is yours is mine and what is mine is my own. Proverb (one which my sister use to recite to me)


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